“It’s A Blank Canvas!” Is Not The Flex You Think It Is
(Spoiler: No One Has That Much Imagination)Did you think my cover photo was unimaginative?
Your Venue is Not a “Hidden Gem”
(And Other Marketing Phrases That Need to Die) Let's talk about those cringe-worthy
Your Minimum Guest Count is a Red Flag
(And That's Why Your Calendar Has Holes) Let's talk about why your 200-person
Stop Adding “Luxury” to Everything You Own
(The Plastic Chairs Aren't Fooling Anyone) Let's talk about why calling everything "luxury" is
Your Venue Tour Is Giving Timeshare Presentation
(And No One Wants a 2-Hour History Lesson) Let's talk about why couples
Your Off-Season “Discount” Isn’t Working
(Let's Talk About Why January is Still Empty) That 30% off winter discount
Stop Blaming Inflation For Your Empty Calendar
(Your Competition is Fully Booked Despite The "Economy")Let's have an honest conversation about why
“Limited Dates Available” is a Weird Way to Say “No One’s Booking”
weird flex but ok. so... (Let's Fix Your Real Problem) Let's talk about
Your Payment Plan is Scaring Away Good Couples
(But Let's Talk About Protecting Your Business Too) Let's talk about why qualified
“Family Owned” Isn’t a Marketing Strategy
(And Your Aunt's Apple Pie Recipe Won't Book Weddings) Let's have an uncomfortable
